The Right Reverend Everard Edward today hit out at the controversial book "The Doggie Code", which suggests that Jesus H was actually not a carpenter at all, but was a one-dimensional character who goes around from one place to the other, pulling ideas out of his big hat like a second-rate magician for no better reason than advancing a complex plot.

"The big problem isn't that Jesus may or may not have been this that or the other, but the way that the book and film blur the boundaries of fact and fiction - and that's the churches job".

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