"Spanking the News Monkey"

Dr. Doggie Predicts that Human race "may split in two"

Also proves that science is easy-peasy.

Doggiecorp Boots up and Branches out

Doctor Doggie has made another million - this time in the middle east selling jackboots to the Israelis.
"It's like selling oil to the Arabs, only a bit more painful for some Arabs.  Israel banned Jackboots after WW2 because it gave them some bad memories, but my boots are different - they are stylish yet comfortable - it can cope with the desert heat as easily as it can cope with wading through rivers - and providing you can get a good stamp you can smash a childs face quicker than a little rubber mallet with nails in."
Good luck, Doggie - You are surely one of God's children.
Israeli clusterbombs can efficiently kill 23 civilians at once.

"Doggie Code" is a load of shite says Church

Church battles to save its good book monopoly.

Inaugural Speech Impedement

Jingo Jingo Jingo War On Terror Out Out Out Bush Nut City Limits Now Watch My Swing.

Weapons of Mass Destruction Discovered...

...to be a load of made up arse (maybe probably perhaps).

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