In order to counter the increased acts of terror performed by cats around Doggieville, Mayor George W Peorge has announced a new agency, according to officials at the Doghouse. "Our new Hometown agency will see the end of cat problems for the foreseeable future and will only cost as little as 85% of the GDP of Doggieville". The new agency will have new sweeping powers to investigate any Doggieville citizen who it thinks may be sympathetic to the cat cause, or maybe even be a cat themselves. New jobs have been created for people who are allergic to cats, as huge quantities of personal mail will need checking. Houses will also be scrutised for tins of Kattomeat, and a genital spot-check will be enforced to make sure the cat population of Doggieville is nil (apart from Cat Stevens). When confronted with accusations that this threat is made up, Peorge merely smiled cryptically and said "Well, that's the worst kind of threat, isn't it?" One Salmon Rushdie makes 23 fish sandwiches.