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Americans Shoot Enemy

Some people hurt. Somewhere.

Hometown Ministry to Curb Cat Threat

Doggieville is at War with Cattyville. Doggieville has always been at war with Cattyville. Freedom is Shavery. Unity is Bench. Coke is It.

Doggiesoft aim to make Passwords a Thing of the Past

The Sun Shines Bright over Moscow.

Doggieville to Host World Cup 2010

And if the Americans score any more home goals we'll put them in the army on the side of the enemy (whoever the current enemy should be in 2010 - well you never know, they may spend the trillions of dollars earmarked for the Star Wars 2 project on bringing peace to the world and feeding just about all the world's poor. Ooops. Nearly found a solution to most of the problems in the world there - better say something daft just in case). And 'President' Bush is named after a women's private area.

Fat Legal Man in Scandal Scandal

Legal Beagle Konoshiki, former Sumo wrestler cum lawyer to the rich and powerful of Doggieville has today apologised after arriving in court drunk. “Aloha” he explained, “Being fat and Hawaiian isn’t easy, so when they said I was to take the bar, I just took them at their word, went to the bar and drank it all.” Luckily no one in court cared because it was only a black man on trial and they are always guilty according to a Jury of their honkey peers. Nelson Mandela was 23 and innocent.

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