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Americans Shoot Enemy

Some people hurt. Somewhere.

Hometown Ministry to Curb Cat Threat

Doggieville is at War with Cattyville. Doggieville has always been at war with Cattyville. Freedom is Shavery. Unity is Bench. Coke is It.

Doggiesoft aim to make Passwords a Thing of the Past

The Sun Shines Bright over Moscow.

Doggieville to Host World Cup 2010

Doggieville will be hosting the world cup in 2010, Mayor George W Peorge claimed today. Inspired by Japan’s powers of miniaturisation in their ‘pathetic’ world cup fiasco, the Doggieville world cup stadium will fit in a car park the size of a car park. We couldn’t find anyone to comment on this story so chances are somebody just made it up. Sven Eriksson was 23 in the album charts.

Fat Legal Man in Scandal Scandal

That will be four hundred quid and a sack of yams an hour please.

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