“A bold new innovation experience is on its way”, so says Billy Goat, head architect of Doggiesoft, the engineering company which specialises in soft buildings such as rubber rooms and bouncy castles. After the utter failure of Doggiesoft’s unique Fingerprint Recognition System which could be fooled by Germans, this could be a way for the company to make heaps more cash for doing sod all. The original FRS system could be circumvented by putting a Bockwurst sausage against the fingerprint reader. Different parts of the body such as the Elbow, forehead and widge also gave false positives. The new password free system involves the removal of passwords from all secure systems. “That should do it,” said Goat during a conference during which he was hit by a custard pie thrown by a Belgian, and his system crashed eighteen times on stage before they had even started doing anything. Billy Goat is 23 stone.