Doctor Doggie has announced that he has found ice on Mars. “I just looked through my ickle telescope and there it was” he said. This startling revelation follows shortly after the one he made about there being seas of Vodka on the planet Jupiter, and vast tracts of tonic water on Neptune. His main worry was that an instability of orbit caused by Sol, known to scientists as the big bright ball which is our sun, could in fact cause these three celestial bodies to collide horribly. "It would be a cocktail for disaster," stated Doggie, and even NASA scientists started reaching for their nappies. When they found them and put them on, they realised that the Jupiter-Vodka event was in fact just a really big storm that most other qualified scientists have known about for years. Doggie was last seen trying to find an off license on the planet Earth.