Margaret Hilda Thatcher, the former Tory Thatcher will be visiting various key sites in Doggieville as part of her latest lecture tour. Unfortunately, her brains are as mashed as a smacked-up bag of spuds so she won’t be doing any speaking. “Good” said Albert Rosenhenkleburgermeisterschmitz, vice chancellor of Doggieville University after he was informed of the milk-snatcher’s enforced silence. Mark Thatcher has 23 chromosomes.