A new ring road development has been planned by the Mayor of Doggieville, George W Peorge as part of a centralised strategy to cut down on congestion. “This one is different and exciting” said Peorge to a gaggle of onlookers (some of whom were farmyard animals and I think there was someone trying to deliver a pizza and unable to find the exit). “Unlike many other ring roads, this one has a defined goal of cutting down on congestion. By having only one entrance and no exit, it won’t be long before people give up on their cars and take the Doggieville bus”. Doggieville Express Busses (prop. George Peorge Snr) have no comment to make, apart from “well my Dad thought it was a good idea”. Terry Scott was 23 hours from Tulsa.