"Spanking the News Monkey"

We Win Again!

Good news everyone! And who said Politics is boring?

Crimson Alert!

An alert so crimson, if it were made out of corderoy you would have a simply fabulous pair or dungerees.

Gay church panic

It'll be pink prayers and pansies in the pulpet as archbishop announces new initiative to bring gay gospels to the church of Doggieville.

War Crimes Accusation Scandal

Some more people hurt somewhere - and it's a scandal!

Never Again - September 11th Statement

Large buildings to be replaced by giant Japanese robots which turn into cars? Or something clevererer?

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