"Spanking the News Monkey"

We Win Again!

Good news everyone! And who said Politics is boring?

Crimson Alert!

An alert so crimson, if it were made out of corderoy you would have a simply fabulous pair or dungerees.

Gay church panic

It'll be pink prayers and pansies in the pulpet as archbishop announces new initiative to bring gay gospels to the church of Doggieville.

War Crimes Accusation Scandal

Some more people hurt somewhere - and it's a scandal!

Never Again - September 11th Statement

"September 11th will never happen again" was the cry from George W Peorge last week after whupping Saddam’s ass in the movie to be known as "Gulf War II : This Time It’s Personal". "From now on the number 11 will be known as 10a, and just in case that doesn’t work, we may rename September. Possible new names are Bushtember, Georgetober or maybe ‘August II: This time it’s the one before Arsevember’".

George has an IQ of 23.

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