"Spanking the News Monkey"

We Win Again!

Good news everyone! And who said Politics is boring?

Crimson Alert!

An alert so crimson, if it were made out of corderoy you would have a simply fabulous pair or dungerees.

Gay church panic

It'll be pink prayers and pansies in the pulpet as archbishop announces new initiative to bring gay gospels to the church of Doggieville.

War Crimes Accusation Scandal

Early reports have been seeping though that someone somewhere did some bad things during the war with Cattyville. Although it isn't yet clear whose side this war criminal was on, the following statement was realeased by someone who wasn't there:-

"This is a heinous crime which should be punished to the full extent of international law, unless the accused man was on our side, in which case it should be taken into account that the man was a hero and these accusations should be ignored - and shame on anyone who would accuse our boys in Cattyville".

Our heroes in Cattyville blew up 23 hospitals (thought to contain weapons of mass prescription).

Never Again - September 11th Statement

Large buildings to be replaced by giant Japanese robots which turn into cars? Or something clevererer?

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