The church of Robert Englund is said to be considering allowing Gays to believe in God. In a surprise move, the Archbishop of Krugerberry has said that it was almost certainly definitely maybe perhaps on the cards.

When the news broke, some church leaders threated to throw themselves in a vatican of acid unless the Archbugger recants. This threat they quickly withdrew when it was realised that if they went ahead with their threat no one would miss them. In fact some people offered their car batteries for the cause.

We decided not to bother asking any gays for their thought on this because all the religious ones look funny.