"Spanking the News Monkey"

We Win Again!

George W. Peorge, most blessed mayor of Doggieville has claimed a landslide victory in the elections due to take place in 2004. He has won the forthcoming election by an overwhelming majority and street parties will be staged (if there are any streets left after the thing which we were meant to be vigilant for has happened).

George W. Peorge has $23m in a Swiss bank account, from bribes political contributions from corporate sponsors.

Crimson Alert!

An alert so crimson, if it were made out of corderoy you would have a simply fabulous pair or dungerees.

Gay church panic

It'll be pink prayers and pansies in the pulpet as archbishop announces new initiative to bring gay gospels to the church of Doggieville.

War Crimes Accusation Scandal

Some more people hurt somewhere - and it's a scandal!

Never Again - September 11th Statement

Large buildings to be replaced by giant Japanese robots which turn into cars? Or something clevererer?

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