Doggieville Local News

Dr. Doggie Predicts that Human race "may split in two"

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Also proves that science is easy-peasy.

Doggiecorp Boots up and Branches out

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 20:01:23 +0100

Shiny shiny leather

"Doggie Code" is a load of shite says Church

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

Church battles to save its good book monopoly.

Inaugural Speech Impedement

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

Jingo Jingo Jingo War On Terror Out Out Out Bush Nut City Limits Now Watch My Swing.

Weapons of Mass Destruction Discovered...

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

...to be a load of made up arse (maybe probably perhaps).

We Win Again!

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

Good news everyone! And who said Politics is boring?

Crimson Alert!

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

An alert so crimson, if it were made out of corderoy you would have a simply fabulous pair or dungerees.

Gay church panic

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

It'll be pink prayers and pansies in the pulpet as archbishop announces new initiative to bring gay gospels to the church of Doggieville.

War Crimes Accusation Scandal

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

Some more people hurt somewhere - and it's a scandal!

Never Again - September 11th Statement

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

Large buildings to be replaced by giant Japanese robots which turn into cars? Or something clevererer?

Americans Shoot Enemy

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

Some people hurt. Somewhere.

Hometown Ministry to Curb Cat Threat

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

Doggieville is at War with Cattyville. Doggieville has always been at war with Cattyville. Freedom is Shavery. Unity is Bench. Coke is It.

Doggiesoft aim to make Passwords a Thing of the Past

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

The Sun Shines Bright over Moscow.

Doggieville to Host World Cup 2010

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

And if the Americans score any more home goals we'll put them in the army on the side of the enemy (whoever the current enemy should be in 2010 - well you never know, they may spend the trillions of dollars earmarked for the Star Wars 2 project on bringing peace to the world and feeding just about all the world's poor. Ooops. Nearly found a solution to most of the problems in the world there - better say something daft just in case). And 'President' Bush is named after a women's private area.

Fat Legal Man in Scandal Scandal

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

That will be four hundred quid and a sack of yams an hour please.

Church of Doggieville Sinner Fine Debacle

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

Stock market shaken...

Doggieville Ring Road Announcement

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

Doggie builds a thing shaped like a ring. Then listens to Bing and Sting.

Thatcher Doggieville Special Celebration Visit

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

Milk Snatcher Grocers Daughter Poll Tax Bitch Shock Horror Kill Kill Kill Kill All Work and No Play Make Thatcher a Dull Boy Die Bitch Die.

Mars Ice Find Shrills Doggie

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

Do you have one of these planets in red please?

Doggieville Mayoral Election Rigging Scandal

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:00:00 +0100

The Mayor, the Opponent, the Civil Engineer and his chunky chunky hands...